canon jesus is way cooler than fanon jesus
canon jesus was a sassy middle eastern guy who literally said “did i fucking stutter” and hung out with prostitutes
fanon jesus is just some boring white guy who sits around hugging lambs
Just be careful who you say that around. His fandom has literally killed people for disagreeing with their head-canon.
FOR ONCE….JUST ONCE…THE FUCKERY SURROUNDING WILL GRAHAM WASN’T HANNIBAL’S DOING.
(The joke is inspired by some dialogue from Invader Zim that has been lodged into my brain for 10+ years.)
(More Hannibal comics can be found here.)
I may be a bit rusty in some areas, but I will glance at a manual.
WHAT THE FUCK
tag ur hannibal spoilers
Hannibal Lecter and the never ending quest for good cannibalism puns
no u dont understand i love the holmes family bc their parents are always like
while mycroft and sherlock just sit around like
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